I have to admit, I love a good magazine. I subscribe to about six, and often buy more throughout the year. I have only bought one wedding magazine so far — the Martha Stewart one. Why? They just look so…saccharine. Pink fluffly clouds and little blue bridesmaids all in a row. And speaking of that, seriously? How can there still be so many ugly bridesmaid dresses out there?
For example, I googled “bridesmaid dresses” and clicked on the Macy’s link. The first page included the likes of this:
and this:
Um, yuck? My friends would disown me if I said, “Hey guys, how about I turn you into a shiny blue puffball for my wedding? With shiny blue flowers!” No? “Well, how ’bout we revisit the Dynasty years with a little see through top?”
“A Christmas tree ornament?”
No, huh?
“A lumpy stick of bubble yum?”
Le sigh.
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